I'm so over insomnia....

You know you have insomnia when:
  • You're jealous of the woman in the ambien commercials and would give anything just to be her.
  • You actually consider purchasing Space Bags in every size, shape and color.
  • Commercials become entertainment.
  • Jimmy Fallon becomes the early show.
  • You consider finding a friend in France so you can talk in the middle of the night.
  • You no longer need night vision goggles to make your way throughout the house while it's pitch black.
  • You get more done between 12 am and 6 am then you do all day.
  • Blogging takes place only when it's dark.
  • Online shopping takes on a whole new meaning...and so does your credit card.

Any additions for any of your fellow insomniacs?