- You're jealous of the woman in the ambien commercials and would give anything just to be her.
- You actually consider purchasing Space Bags in every size, shape and color.
- Commercials become entertainment.
- Jimmy Fallon becomes the early show.
- You consider finding a friend in France so you can talk in the middle of the night.
- You no longer need night vision goggles to make your way throughout the house while it's pitch black.
- You get more done between 12 am and 6 am then you do all day.
- Blogging takes place only when it's dark.
- Online shopping takes on a whole new meaning...and so does your credit card.
Any additions for any of your fellow insomniacs?