Addicted to Starbucks

I know it's past cliche' but my Starbucks seems to be my addiction-du-jour. You may be wondering what the big deal is and I'd be inclined to agree, however, I've completely gone off the deep end when it comes to getting my 'fix'.

Reasons include:
  • Being the first one at the drive-thru in pajamas (at 5 am)
  • Each barrista knows me and my drink (intimately)
  • My second 'fix' comes before noon (at the latest)
  • I would choose lattes over sex food
  • Yes, I just put that

Is that enough?